9witz – Video Download & Ranks for 9GAG — 9witz

Everything 9GAG forgot.

9witz adds the buttons 9GAG never shipped, plus a military rank for every account so you know who you're arguing with.

VIDEO DOWNLOAD & CONTROLS
Every video and GIF gets a real control bar: play, seek, volume, playback speed. The download button saves the clip under the post's title instead of aYx8Wq2_460sv.mp4.

OPEN JPG
Saved a meme and nothing can open it? One click opens any image as a plain JPG in a new tab.

ACCOUNT-AGE RANKS
Next to every username, in comments, under posts and on profiles: a rank based on how old the account is. 15 ranks from Officer Cadet to Emperor, based on the legendary 9GAG rank infographic. That "long-time 9GAGer" with a 3-day-old account? Now you'll see it.

AND MORE
• Hover over a commenter's avatar to see it big
• Hides the ad sidebar and in-feed ad slots (cosmetic, not a full ad blocker)
• Hide 9GAG's achievement badges if they clutter the comments
• Your own account gets promoted, and a potato in uniform congratulates you
• Every feature has its own switch in the popup

PRIVATE BY DESIGN
No servers, no accounts, no tracking, no ads. 9GAG already sends account creation dates to your browser; 9witz reads them right there. Nothing leaves your device.

Free. Once a month a potato may politely ask for a coffee on Ko-fi. One switch turns that off.

9witz is an independent fan project and not affiliated with 9GAG.