Tab Shamer Yash Bavadiya מאת

Tab Shamer replaces your new tab page with a real-time count of every tab you have open across all windows; and judges you for it.

7 tiers of escalating shame, from calm green ("look at you, a person of restraint") to cursed purple at 50+ tabs ("there is a council of tabs now. they meet in secret. they do not like you."). Each tier has 18-20 rotating messages so it's never the same insult twice.

No data collected. No network requests. Just you, your tab count, and the quiet judgment of a webpage.