Zap Off for Gmail wot Farmer Dan

Let's face it. No one enjoys sending emails these days. Gone is the magic and wonder of connecting with others through the technological marvel that is the internet. Do you ever wish you could go back to writing email the 90s way and experience the thrill anew? Well, now you can, with Zap Off.

Next time you load up your Gmail after install, click Zap Off to start zapping off. It's that easy! When you're done, click the ZAP button and let sweet blissful release wash over you. In moderation, zapping off is a healthy habit that contributes to personal well-being and can even strengthen your bond with others. So don't be ashamed to share the secret and invite everyone you know to zap off too!