The Contextualizer Autor: The Contextualizer

He's accomplished a lot. Lots of never-befores, lots of biggests, lots of greatests—just lots of lots.

To commemorate America’s Semiquincentennial and the state of our fine union, we give you The Contextualizer. Hey, life moves pretty fast—keeping track of all the news can be … a lot. The Contextualizer is a handy framer of the leader of the free world and what he’s been up to, lest we forget who we’ve democratically elected.

A satirical framer of the leader of the free world, The Contextualizer accompanies every mention with choice modifiers as you browse online. Installing is a vote for dissent, and having some fun. It runs locally in your browser and collects nothing about you. All original news content belongs to its respective publishers.

An informed electorate deserves nothing less. Happy Birthday, U.S.A!