These Uncertain Times per Will Harney

Are you tired of hearing the phrase "in these uncertain times"? Do you wish that people would make their point more directly? Are the voices in your head getting harder to ignore? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the tool for you! These Uncertain Times replaces occurrences of trite euphemisms with more honest, entertaining phrases, all across the web.

Testimonials:

• "Isn't that a bit juvenile?" - Josh Begleiter
• "I need this extension." - James Andrewartha

Inspired by Steven Frank's cloud-to-butt.