Get productive again Rated 5 out of 5 stars
The mouse is an invention by the Anti-Christ. The purpose of this invention was to slow people down, and make them dumb. Using a computer like it is a toy, clicking on stuff and make them forget how computers work. How many times have I heard someone ask: «Fucking computers, how do they work?». They don't know because they use a mouse. They don't know because they don't care.
Get back in control, and forget your mouse. Burn it. It's the only way. Start using a tiling window manager. Install and update your system via the command line. And browse the web with pentadactyl. You browse faster, and it makes you look cool. The ladies love a gentleman that browses using only the keyboard. I had sex many times thanks to pentadactyl.
Just use it. You'll love it.