In a little more detail...

I am 43, married, and have some cats and dogs. Other than that, I am totally self-absorbed. I doubt I have any interests in common with you, and even if I did i would find that appalling. My dream is to write a great book, move far away from other people, except for Friday or Saturday nights, when I really need to go play darts or have a beer and listen to some music. Of course, I can do that at home too.
(This is, of course, all lies). Or is it? All Cretans are liars.