Donald Trump: Adject Failure von K Farq

I give you:
"Donald Trump: Adject Failure"
Why? Because why not. Why not make stories involving the president more interesting? Why not add adjectives to as many mentions as you can? Why not add a little humor to the depressing news cycle?
Donations always welcome in the Options, donations of suggested adjectives to the support address and I'll see if they're suitable to be added - clean but pointed please, no swearing, no libel. Unless it' funny...