Rated 5 out of 5 stars
The power of this shirt... err.... Appearance is beyond the kenning of mere mortals. I too was once a simpering mound of flesh as you are, bound to the material plane. Now, with this Three Wolf Moon Shirt Appearance, I have ascended to a higher plane of consciousness... NAY! A higher plane of EXISTENCE.
And yet... I am lonely here, for none are my equal. But there is hope. You too can know the wonders of this place. You have but to partake of the Three Wolf Moon Shirt Appearance, and you may join me in this most wonderous of experiences!